This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
how does that bad decision feel?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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