Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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