dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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