Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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