It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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