So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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