i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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