She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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