Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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