Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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