Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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