Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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