By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
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