Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
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did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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