his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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