so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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