So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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