Who wears a wallet chain?!
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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