Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Dick very happy bro
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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