I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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