4 words: hood of his car
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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