i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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