do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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