And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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