Swine flu. Run for my life!
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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