haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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