I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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