just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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