you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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