You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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