i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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