so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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