I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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