would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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