His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
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I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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