we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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