i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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