Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
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Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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