Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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