maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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