When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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