shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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