Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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