Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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