We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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