I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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