:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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