her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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