It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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