after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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