If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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