So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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