at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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