and next time when you feel me up, do it right
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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