So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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