when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Found your dick twin last night
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
