i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I am spending my child support on dildos
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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